Top Twenty Live Sets of 2008

January 6th, 2009

I did not get out as much this past year as I perhaps ought to’ve, but here were some times when I was glad I did.

  1. Metallica, Rose Garden, Portland, OR, November 1
  2. Chromatics, Rotture, Portland, OR, March 14
  3. Polvo, Berbati’s Pan, Portland, OR, September 6
  4. Dirty Projectors, Backspace, Portland, OR, April 15
  5. Vampire Weekend, Doug Fir Lounge, Portland, OR, March 25
  6. Battles, Wonder Ballroom, Portland, OR, September 4
  7. Sweater!, Hippodrome, PDXPOPNOW!, Portland, OR, July 26
  8. Fuck Buttons, Doug Fir Lounge, Portland, OR, April 21
  9. Death Cab for Cutie, Nokia Theatre, Los Angeles, CA, June 23
  10. The Joggers, Berbati’s Pan, Portland, OR, September 6
  11. Point Juncture WA, Holocene, Portland, OR, November 20
  12. Radiohead, White River Amphitheatre, Auburn, WA, August 20
  13. Rush, Clark County Amphitheater, Ridgefield, WA, June 1
  14. Starfucker, Doug Fir Lounge, Portland, OR, September 18
  15. Dragging an Ox Through Water, Hippodrome, PDXPOPNOW!, Portland, OR, July 26
  16. No Age, Wonder Ballroom, Portland, OR, January 28
  17. M83, Doug Fir Lounge, Portland, OR, November 27
  18. YACHT, Doug Fir Lounge, Portland, OR, March 25
  19. A Weather, Hippodrome, PDXPOPNOW!, Portland, OR, July 27
  20. TV on the Radio, Roseland Theater, Portland, OR, September 5

Tropic Thunder

December 30th, 2008

Tropic Thunder ★★½

Fun farce in which a trio of spoiled Hollywood actors (Stiller, Black, Downey) become involved in a very real armed conflict in Southeast Asia while shooting a Vietnam War film. Smacks of ¡THREE AMIGOS! more than a little bit, and is not without pacing problems, and the filmmakers seem to believe that the spectacle of Tom Cruise dancing in a fatsuit is sufficiently funny on principle to warrant giving it ten minutes of screen time, but the film’s first half hour is so roaringly funny that a minimum rating of two stars was virtually guaranteed on its strength alone. Lustrous, dead-straight jungle cinematography from John Toll only exaggerates the silliness of the premise.

(2008–US–Germany) C-107m. D: Ben Stiller. W: Ben Stiller, Justin Theroux and Etan Cohen. DP: John Toll. BEN STILLER, JACK BLACK, ROBERT DOWNEY, JR., NICK NOLTE, STEVE COOGAN, JAY BARUCHEL, DANNY R. MCBRIDE, BRANDON T. JACKSON, BILL HADER, BRANDON SOO HOO, REGGIE LEE, TRIEU TRAN, MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY, TOM CRUISE. Panavision. [R]

Pineapple Express

December 29th, 2008

Pineapple Express ★★★

Behold the world’s first “stoner action” movie—in the words of the film’s own infamously cannabistically-inclined writing team (who also gave us SUPERBAD)—which concerns two potheads (Rogen, Franco) who witness a murder performed by the criminal syndicate that operates the supply of their preferred drug, and have to take it on the run, with hilarious and deeply, darkly weird consequences. The film aspires to be a throwback to the 80s action comedy, and all the elements are there, right down to the Huey Lewis song that plays over the closing credits, but they’re arranged in the most disarmingly choppy way; sequences of relatively innocuous slapstick or sitcom humor are placed alongside depictions of graphic carnage with almost reckless levity. The funniest moments, however, most of which center around the delightfully naturalistic dialogue between the two leads (and the indispensable third character of Red, brilliantly played by McBride), really do carry enough momentum to make it work.

(2008) C-111m. D: David Gordon Green. W: Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg. DP: Tim Orr. SETH ROGEN, JAMES FRANCO, DANNY R. MCBRIDE, KEVIN CORRIGAN, CRAIG ROBINSON, GARY COLE, ROSIE PEREZ, ED BEGLEY, JR., NORA DUNN, AMBER HEARD, JOE LO TRUGLIO, ARTHUR NAPIONTEK, CLEO KING, BILL HADER, JAMES REMAR. Panavision. [R]

W.

December 29th, 2008

W. ★★

Ill-timed and trifling account of George W. Bush’s path to the presidency, with Brolin’s bumbling portrayal extending from Bush’s careless college days all the way to the crucial weeks in which the decision to invade Iraq was reached. Apart from the predictable daddy issues, this is pretty much a comedy, which I suppose is the only treatment of the subject that really seems apropos. A strong supporting cast (Cromwell, Dreyfuss, and Glenn are especially convincing) keeps it serviceable as light entertainment, but it carries nothing in the way of historical weight, and, as comedies go, it’s not terribly funny.

(2008–US–Hang Kong–Germany–UK–Australia) C-129m. D: Oliver Stone. W: Stanley Weiser. DP: Phedon Papamichael. JOSH BROLIN, ELIZABETH BANKS, JAMES CROMWELL, RICHARD DREYFUSS, JEFFREY WRIGHT, THANDIE NEWTON, SCOTT GLENN, ELLEN BURSTYN, TOBY JONES, IOAN GRUFFUDD, BRUCE MCGILL, JASON RITTER, NOAH WYLE. Panavision. [PG-13]

The Dark Knight

December 25th, 2008

The Dark Knight ★★½

Vivid second film in director Nolan’s new BATMAN series is a mixed bag, weighing, on one hand, one of the most needlessly convoluted plots and infuriatingly messy compositions among big films in recent memory, against, on the other, a truly stunning realization of The Joker, which ranks as the high point of the late Heath Ledger’s career. Top marks for the film’s thoroughgoing bleakness and savagery, at the center of which is Ledger, but viewers should expect to have to see it at least twice to make adequate sense of it, and even then there will be plot points and character arcs that simply don’t wash.

(2008) C-152m. D: Christopher Nolan. W: Christopher Nolan and Jonathan Nolan. DP: Wally Pfister. CHRISTIAN BALE, HEATH LEDGER, AARON ECKHART, MICHAEL CAINE, MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL, GARY OLDMAN, MORGAN FREEMAN, MONIQUE CURNAN, RON DEAN, CILLIAN MURPHY, CHIN HAN, NESTOR CARBONELL, ERIC ROBERTS, RITCHIE COSTER, ANTHONY MICHAEL HALL, COLIN MCFARLANE, JOSHUA HARTO, MELINDA MCGRAW, NATHAN GAMBLE, MICHAEL JAI WHITE, WILLIAM FICHTNER. Panavision. [PG-13]

Batman Begins

December 25th, 2008

Batman Begins ★★★½

Sensational revival of the BATMAN franchise strips the story of all traces of traditional comic book camp, treating it instead with the kind of gritty sincerity usually reserved for authentic crime dramas. Like, you know, for grown-ups? Dazzling set pieces and effects, a terrific supporting cast, and a screenplay that smartly emphasizes the story’s psychological undercurrent make this the best film yet to bear the BATMAN stamp.

(2005) C-140m. D: Christopher Nolan. W: Christopher Nolan and David S. Goyer. DP: Wally Pfister. CHRISTIAN BALE, MICHAEL CAINE, LIAM NEESON, KATIE HOLMES, MORGAN FREEMAN, GARY OLDMAN, CILLIAN MURPHY, TOM WILKINSON, RUTGER HAUER, KEN WATANABE, LINUS ROACHE, RADE SHERBEDGIA, MARK BOONE JUNIOR. Panavision. [PG-13]

Heresy

September 30th, 2008

I have to give credit to Lucas for being the first to say it (or at least the first to say it in my presence): St. Anger is better than Death Magnetic.

Two Thousand Eight’s Greatest Song

September 19th, 2008

This is hardly a “find,” as it comes from Pitchfork.tv of all places, but I really cannot get over Kim & Jessie.

The summer seems to have gone by. I owe you some movie reviews. Let me just crawl out of this pit first.

My Favorite Venn Diagram in a While

July 24th, 2008

Thank you, once again, good people of Slate, for making learning fun.

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Six Surreally Repugnant Haagen-Dazs Flavors

July 8th, 2008

My dream is to collaborate with a graphic design artist on these to win a Photoshop contest.

  1. Hindquarters
  2. Peppermint Paddy Chayefsky
  3. Your Dad’s Face
  4. Decentralization of Flavor
  5. Intelligent Design Pralīne
  6. A Mother’s Loss